Dear Ken... (teh Ken fan letter thread)

[bunny]

Dear Ken,

I hope you are enjoying your holiday. You've been gone for like AGES and you're fucking going to be gone for ages more. I miss our special chats on MSN about links and things like that. Here is a very special link for you: news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_congo_democratic_witchcraft_1
This forum has like TWO regular posters now, me and gilmour I hope you appreciate our efforts to make this forum fucking immense. We do it all for you Ken, all for you.

lots of want to fuck,

your biggest fan,

Rosie xxx

[kenjugggle]

dear bunny,

many thanks for your lovely message. and thank you, also, as i am indeed having an excellent holiday.

teh link you provided me was very informative and gave me a whole new perspective on teh role of witchcraft in teh fight against anti-semitism, i must say i am enlightened and i shall be spreading teh fucking superb news in teh far east.

look forward to returning soon so we can resume our exchange of ideas.

with want to fuck,
ken

[bunny]

Dear Ken,

Many thanks for taking teh time to respond to my last message, it means a lot to me I am glad you found value in teh link and that it gave you plenty to think about. It makes me think of several issues that I would like to debate with you, when you return to england.

I hope you appreciate my efforts to make this board fucking immense, as I said before, I do it all for you.

Lots of want to fuck,

Rosie

[heater]

Dear Ken,

i miss teh 'omgs' on my msn and i miss teh boobage and teh blur songs. where did it all go? its been missing from my life far too long. what do you say, let's start it all over?



yours truly,
heater

[kenjugggle]

May 6, 2008 14:43:39 GMT heater said:

Dear Ken,

i miss teh 'omgs' on my msn and i miss teh boobage and teh blur songs. where did it all go? its been missing from my life far too long. what do you say, let's start it all over?



yours truly,
heater

dear heater,

omg welcome!

i will be back soons, and teh blur and breeders will return. and i feel, in a way, teh boobs have never left us.

yours sincerely,
ken

[bunny]

Dear Ken,
it's like ever since you came back from china you've been so distant and haven't posted and stuff or been on MSN. Where have you been?

Missng you
Rosie
x
(your biggest fan)