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Post by bunny on Apr 26, 2008 11:28:40 GMT
I live in my house.
Highlights include: Telly puter kitchen loo guineapigs
No other bowlies live here. Disturbingly, teh music scene tends to revolve around take that.
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Post by bunny on May 3, 2008 14:20:14 GMT
My house now also comes with a wii
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Post by venom on May 3, 2008 18:16:32 GMT
So my flatmate said that slut was having a dinner party tonight and didn't think me presentable to her friends so that slut asked me to make myself scarce. Luckily there's teh Hibbett/Horowitz show tonight, so I have no problem with fucking going out. Sadly teh friends who were coming for dinner happen to be mutual friends who think its odd that I'm fucking going to be avoiding them. So now I've been invited to a dinner party at my out house that I really don't feel comfortable changing my plans to go to.
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Post by bunny on May 4, 2008 10:38:51 GMT
woah. your flatmate sounds like a bitch. What a cheek. that slut's put you in a position where there's no right thing you can do. If you don't change your plans, and don't go, then they'll say you're sulking. If you do know then you'll be sitting there knowing that you're not welcome. Neither is so fucking superb. I say do option 3, and find some really drunk girls on teh street, invite them up, and have them giggling in your room all night, like you're some pimp. It's teh only way to save face.
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Post by venom on May 4, 2008 11:17:14 GMT
Option 3 sounds fucking immense, but alas all teh drunk girls were Spanish or taken, so I wandered home on my own and joined teh gents in teh living room huddled over teh laptops, whilst teh girls skreeched around in teh kitchen.
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Post by bunny on May 4, 2008 12:14:53 GMT
Pull all her friends, so they don't want to come over anymore. Especially teh boys. That'll teach her.
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Post by venom on May 4, 2008 13:00:34 GMT
They're too fucking superb friends to pull, god knows I've tried, but we always end up playing Pro Evol Soccer when we get drunk instead of teh usual dryhumping against teh kitchen counter.
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Post by bunny on May 4, 2008 14:11:41 GMT
Dryhumping. Nice. Reminds me of being 16 again.
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Post by kenjugggle on May 5, 2008 6:32:18 GMT
You should wet hump them instead. should have pulled teh spanish girls, they're always after a bit.
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Post by bunny on May 5, 2008 8:33:45 GMT
Chris I'm sending you some dettol for that kitchen counter.
Can we get back to talking about my house now please?
Rosie's House: Breaking News
- House in state of devastation after cold renders Rosie disinclined to clean up after herself - Mouse cornered yesterday in kitchen got away after Rosie hesitated on dealing with it - Wii mania adds to state of devastation - Trip to Aldi imminent after house is found to contain no fruit - Bagel for breakfast
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Post by venom on May 5, 2008 11:15:23 GMT
Are you fucking going to have a wii party so we can come round and dryhump play it
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Post by bunny on May 5, 2008 13:07:12 GMT
Ummm... maybe. It depends on how many people other than you are coming to protect me from your gyrating hips.
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Post by venom on May 5, 2008 13:55:18 GMT
I wish I had a wii
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Post by venom on May 5, 2008 13:58:54 GMT
And friends and friends to play it with
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Post by bunny on May 5, 2008 14:43:23 GMT
I almost feel sorry for you.
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Post by venom on May 5, 2008 14:46:12 GMT
Thats my talent. I like to think its charm, but I think weaselling is probably a less shit term.
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Post by bunny on May 5, 2008 14:54:07 GMT
so you get your dry humps from being a weasel?
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Post by venom on May 5, 2008 14:57:01 GMT
Hmm, this could be why hardly anyone else posts on this board.
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Post by bunny on May 5, 2008 14:59:19 GMT
Yeah. We need to hott teh conversation up a bit. Perhaps we should talk about communism? I hear its popular
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Post by bunny on May 5, 2008 15:01:04 GMT
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Post by venom on May 5, 2008 15:02:24 GMT
We could shoot thousands of our own people and lock up out political and journalist rivals.
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Post by venom on May 5, 2008 15:03:00 GMT
Bingo!
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Post by bunny on May 5, 2008 15:04:59 GMT
i think you should wear that t shirt to bowlie (1) meet ups!
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Post by venom on May 5, 2008 15:44:20 GMT
I thought I was fucking going to wear my want to fuck want to fuck want to fuck nu-rave t-shirt, chicks'll dig that
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Post by bunny on May 5, 2008 16:18:57 GMT
perhaps if you write teh communism thing on teh back?
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Post by venom on May 5, 2008 18:45:30 GMT
Its always an option.
Back on topic, I still feel awkward when my flatmates unload teh washer and put my stuff in teh drier, is this normal?
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Post by bunny on May 5, 2008 18:47:19 GMT
are they handling your undergarments? yeah thats kinda weird.
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Post by venom on May 5, 2008 18:48:43 GMT
Just shirts right now. But I thunk teh girl had a go at my undies last week.
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Post by bunny on May 5, 2008 18:52:20 GMT
hmm. i wouldn;t like it.
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Post by venom on May 5, 2008 18:53:37 GMT
Maybe if I stitch a drawing of my flatmates into my grunts, they wouldn't do it
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